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What is the most thuggin entity in the Universe?
You might have guessed Scarface, Wu-Tang or even MrT. Right? Right?....
WRONG....
Modern science has proved without a doubt that Super Massive Black Holes
are uncontested as the most thuggin entities in the universe. Mr Wizard
from MIT (pictured above) has provided us with the top 10 reasons black
holes are thuggin. Protect your neck because facts are for real.
TOP TEN REASONS
BLACK HOLES ARE THE MOST THUGGIN
ENTITIES IN THE UNIVERSE!
10. Nobody can escape a black hole. You
might be able to escape the po-po's or D-Bo, but you cannot escape a
black hole. Not even light can escape a black hole.
9.
Black holes emit a B-flat bass sound which is A MILLION BILLION times
deeper then you can even hear. It's so deep it would make your head
explode if you were withen a million miles of it. I don't care how pimped
out your ride is, let's hear your trunk system
get more bass than this. If you don't believe it check out nasa's site.
8.
Black holes are the OG's of the universe. Some theories even state that
they existed before the current big bang, or that the big bang even
came out of a super old black hole. What! you think you are more OG
than that.
7.
Black Holes mama's are supernova. Try to make a your mama joke about
that.
6. Bruce
Lee might know Jeet Kun Do, but if you even got CLOSE to a black hole
it would stretch your body into a spagetti strand, and then tear you
apart... WITH GRAVITY... that's like Darth Vader, but 10 times more
badass.
5. Black holes are
cold, yo. They don't care about beeyotches, or their momies or anything
like that. They are on a single track mission to consume the ENTIRE
universe.
4. Black holes are doing time, hard time. At the event horizen time
virtualy STOPS. That means... well, it means some craaaaaazzzzyyy shit.
3.
You know how muscle wieghs more than fat, well 1 square inch of a black
hole wieghs way more than your entire neighboorhood.
2.
You know how you throw a party and if your lucky you get enough people
over to fill up your house... Well if a black hole was in your house,
it would be filled up... With the ENTIRE EARTH.
1.
dark matter. DARK matter.
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II used to not be
so scared, but now that I'm informed I'm scared shitless. I can't even
sleep at night. Thanks Mr Wizard!"
-Bilbo B (New Mexico)
This one goes out to you Black Hole, if your ever in East L.A. look
up the X-cecutioners.
-DJ
Craze (L.A.)
We
don't give a shit about black holes, let that punk as try to fuck with
the Eastside, we are gettin CRUNK in heaaar, YEEEAAAAHHH! WHATTT!....
-Lil John (Florida)
Whoa,
these guys better check themselves before they wreck themselves. A black
hole is going to fuck them up!
If I hadn't been a player, I
would have become an
anstronomer. Why?
Supermassive Black Holes.
-Hugh Heff (Playboy Mansion)
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YOUV'E
READ THE FACTS, ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE ALBUM????
DOWNLOAD
THE ENTIRE BLACK HOLE TRANSMISSION NOW... All 12 tracks in high quality
Mp3 format as one compressed file...
..or listen to the individual
tracks here:
01.
The Orkastring Bowsting
02.
The Next Stop is Extended
03.
The Klep Telescope
04.
Head Like a Balloon
05.
The Formation of the Galaxy
06.
Disrupted Transmission from the Cow Space People
07.
Latent Destructive Power
08.
The Exploding Symphony of Madness
09.
Summer Kisses
10.
Pond Dub
11.
Dramatic Acceleration into the center of the galaxy.
12.
The Supermassive Black Hole
13.
Requiem #556
The
black holes CD, is reflective of the Raging Family's Live show over
the past 2 years.
Typically
these songs are performed with Cosmos on the laptop / bass, Eden on
the Keyboard, and freeman on the Electric Guitar.
Here
we see Commodore Redbeard, of the black holes exploration team accepting
the gratitude of the human race for teaching them about the black hole
menace.
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